and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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