she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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