Sponge bath it is.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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