I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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