I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
