Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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