doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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