Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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