i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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