I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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