I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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