Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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