shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
