You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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