: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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