Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize