I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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