i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
We just shotgunned beers for America
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Randomize
