i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
why is half of my head shaved?
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