I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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