I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Couch. On fire.
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