accomplished twins. life is a go
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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