I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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