I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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