Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I came so hard my ears popped.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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