Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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