Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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