dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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