i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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