the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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