it's too hot outside to masturbate.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Randomize
