I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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