South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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