so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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