I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Randomize
