You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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