I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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