No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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