i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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