Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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