whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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