He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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