I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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