That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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