I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
