so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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