I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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