What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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