the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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