is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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