1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I wear drunk well.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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