Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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