I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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