I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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